Facebook status post

So I finally broke down and joined Facebook. It took me long enough. Profile link is down at the bottom of this post. I was kind of burned out on social sites after Friendster, Myspace, and the like. That's not even counting Digg, Reddit, StumbleUpon, Netscape/Propeller, etc.

Anyway, I thought I'd keep a running tally of my facebook status entries. I'll note below if I thought them up or if they came from one of the status generators, like http://www.generatus.com/

1. "Will is writing the code that makes the whole world sing" - thought of that one myself

2. "Will knows what nemesis means" - also mine, ripped off from one of the greatest lines from Snatch.

3. "Will just got back from Lynnville. Lynnville. Lynnville. Will just got back from Lynnville. Hmm. I don't think so." - mostly LL Cool J's

4. "Will likes the way you talk too. Mmm hmm." - Sling Blade

5. "Will is the guy who put the laughter in manslaughter." - Generatus

6. "Will is crazy. Toys in the attic, Will is crazy." - shamelessly taken from Pink Floyd - The Trial

7. "Will is hammering out some code with an assist from Massive Attack's Unfinished Symphony. Hey, hey hey haaaay!" - yep, that's all me.

8. "Will is looking through some old memes and deciding that Benny Lava video is still funny... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw" - well, it is still funny

9. "Will is just a worthless liar. Will is just an imbicile. Will will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well." - duh. Tool - Sober

10. "Will is like raaaaa-eeeeee-aaaaaaiin on your wedding day." - that Alanis Morissette song just got stuck in my head one day.

11. "Will likes the way you talk too. Mmmm hmmm." - Sling Blade, a true American classic.

12. "Will is smokin cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo." - Flowers on the Wall, from the Statler Brothers.

13. "Will is ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence." - A Clockwork Orange

14. "Will can hide out under there. Will just made you say underwear." - a ripoff of the Barenaked Ladies' Pinch Me

15. "Will is back from a road trip in a 30 year old truck to Lynnville, Waco, Columbia, and Spring Hill. Waco is getting a Dollar General, for those not in the know." - Waco is an area about 1 square mile that's two miles east of Lynnville, a town with about 400 people. Hopefully they have a lot of dollars.

16. "Will can still his old hound dawg barkin', chasin' down a hoodoo there." - CCR - Born on the Bayou.

17. "Will doesn't ~feel~ tardy." - Van Halen - Hot for Teacher

18. "Will finds it kind of funny. Will finds it kind of sad." Gary Jules - Mad World.

19. "Will is not being entertaining. Will is being factual." Top Gear episode where they were allowed in the country only as documentary filmmakers, not entertainment. The factual/entertaining debate was how they justified being in the country as documentary filmmakers

20. "Will is nervous as hell." I have something big cooking today, and I'm pretty nervous about it. More info later, if it goes well.

21. "Will has been married for 17 years today. To the same girl." - My anniversary

22. "Will was drunk the day my mom got out of prison." - David Allan Coe, You Never Even Called Me By My Name. If you didn't know that already, consider your redneck credentials revoked.

I'll be updating as I change them.