What a tool

In this article the head marketing bunny for CBS actually says "It's all about the outernet".

Outernet? This guy isn't William Gibson. You can't go around making up words that kind of sound like the opposite of a commonly used word like internet. What a tool.

This reminds me of a trip to Vegas a few years back to meet up with some navy buddies. One guy kept commenting on how one of the strippers who had bad teeth "had a mouth like a rake", and then waiting for everyone to bust out laughing. I think he was trying to get that one going, but we weren't having it. On Friday, he got some moderate amusement from us. By the time Sunday rolled around, he got nothing but crickets.

This post is tagged outernet, William Gibson and crickets