More ThatGirlEmily and other stuff
As promised, ThatGirlEmily is busy unleashing 14 days of vengance, wrath, reprisal, fun, yadda yadda yadda.
Tuesday she posted twice. First one was how she "donated" ol' Steve's prized bottles of wine to landscapers she found whilst driving around her neighborhood. Isn't it kind of a tired old cliche for bored rich wives to fraternize with "the help" when they've been wronged? Maybe Emily writes for Desperate Housewives when she isn't being a successful real estate agent, writing blog posts, or unleashing vengance.
Her second Tuesday post shows a video uploaded to YouTube of Laura and Steve walking around, generally acting somewhat affectionate. Laura and Steve look like the most generic of good-looking models from a casting agency.
Funny how no average looking people (or non-white people for that matter) have affairs in New York and L.A., isn't it?
Wednesday's posts have her handing out flyers (which you can see on her site) to New Yorkers while she's out walking around. I don't know about everyone else, but I don't even take the porn flyers they try to hand to you in Vegas, and they have pictures of naked women on them.
In past viral or guerilla marketing campaigns, you get excited about the ads themselves, but the products being advertised are a letdown. I'm already starting to get disappointed with this, and we're only on Day 4 of "ThatGirlEmily - the 14 days of Fury Tour". I think maybe ThatGirlEmily jumped the shark on Day 1.
Enough about that for now.
The other stuff today comes from The Tennessean, where a man who changed his middle name last year from "David Leroy Gatchell" to "David None of the Above Gatchell" is suing to get his name on the ballot for November's gubernatorial election.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice!
His website is NoneOfTheAbove-TN.org, and features the tagline "Tennessee: Most of our politicians haven't been indicted". HAHAHAHA, I'm really starting to like this guy! If he makes it to the ballot, I might just vote for him if he admits to sort of ripping off (or at least being inspired by) Brewster's Millions.
The article on the Tennessean does talk about past issues with candidates who have changed their names, like "Byron (Low Tax) Looper" in 1998. Mr. Looper not only lost the election, but actually murdered the incumbent. I guess "Byron (Bussa Cap) Looper" just didn't have the same ring to it.
This post is tagged ThatGirlEmily, cheating husband billboard, viral marketing, and None of the Above
6 Comments:
Seeing some of what that Emily chick has done kinda makes me wish some of the girls I have dated would take notes from her. Good lord, they were married for years and her idea of vengance is giving away his wine and handing out flyers that say lost dog on them. That and even the billboard don't sound too bad to me compared to some of the bs I have had to go through, and still have to deal with on occasion from chicks that I only dated for a couple of months. When is she gonna start breakin his shit, burning his cars, and making it so he can't go out in a public place without there being a big scene caused. I don't know if it is real or not, but it still kinda sounds boring so far to me.
"Should the 58-year-old Gatchell win as a "None of the Above," or NOTA, candidate, he would arrange a special election to give voters a chance to pick another winner, excluding the people whose names were on the original ballot, and then resign, he said."
Well now, that's kind of a spoiler, isn't it? But really, I wish he had changed his middle name to something more like Eliminate These Candidates From Consideration Like They Do In Navada.
I just looked at the girl emily's profile. She has like over 100,000 profile views. Sounds like the marketing campaign is working.
dude ... did you die?
And he went to hell too. I hear he's back home now though, he just hasn't had a thought lately.
hello ?
(...echo...)
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