Don't talk to me in the bathroom

OK, this is something that is in the straight guy handbook, and some guys still don't get it.

Don't try to have a fucking conversation with me in the bathroom!

I'm holding my junk, man. I don't want to have any thoughts of you while I'm holding my junk. For the love of christ, just wait a few minutes. I'm busy doing stuff. Even if I'm done and washing my hands, it stinks in there. I'm most likely trying to hold my breath to keep my lungs from burning.

I'm not saying a cursory greeting isn't in order when it's unavoidable to make eye contact in the restroom. Beyond that, I don't want to talk to you. Unless you're five years old, you should know this.

Damn!